Silly Thinking

From Beijing, China


Baghdad, Iraq


Tehran, Iran


and our New York World News Headquarters in New Jersey

STNews presents


World News Review

Here is Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning. A huge gas explosion ripped threw a central Chinese coal mine late yesterday trapping at least 188 miners.
My twin cousin, Cronnie Chung is there.
Cronnie, what is happening now?



CRC: Well Connie, it looks bad. But the government is not forth coming with details. A man who did answer the phone at the sight confirmed that there was an accident but did not elaborate.



CC: Sounds Bad, Cronnie.



CRC: Yes Connie, Muy Badino. The government controlled Noon News reported the accident and said there were major casualties but did not elaborate.



CC: Thank you Cronnie Chung.
Now onto Baghdad Iraq where, despite the bloody divisive war, huge casualties, and a divided country (plus pleas from the Sunni leadership) the government is going on with elections January 30th.
Salaam Bombay is there.



SB: Yes Cronnie, is bad here…



CC: It’s Connie, Salaam.



SB: SO sorry, You look alike.



CC: Were twins.



SB: All westerners look alike to me.



CC: Oh, well…



SB: Yes. President, er, Prime Minister, or whatever, Ayad Allawi says he pay no mind to anything and will do elections anyway.



CC: But that seems fool hardy, Obama.



SB: Yes, well. Yes, but Prime Minister Donald “The Duck” Rumsfeld say “election better than no election.”



CC: Yes. The Duck.
Now onto Tehran where The standoff continues on uranium rights. Our Sallama Obama is there.



SB: Yes. Very bad. Iran still wants to make bomb here, Cronnie.



CC: Connie. But the United States, Uhh, a coalition of some countries say they no want bombs.



SB: Yah. Is funny, no?



CC: No.



SB Ha ha. You right Cronnie. Back to you.



CC: That’s it for World News Review. Be seeing you.

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