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Here is your host, Hal Holbrook.

HH: Hi Stupid Thinkers and welcome to the showplace.
I'm Hal Holbrookiepoo poo nasty.
Well today were going to wind our time clocks on a magic ride to the past and visit with Mary, Mother of Jesus as these bastards at the network have no shame and will make fun of any God Damn thing they want.
So come on kids, climb into your computer stop watch and make fun of one of the most profound religous icons of the history of the world.
God damn it, I'll do anything for a fucking paycheck.
Fuck off.

STDead.

Today: Mary, Mother of Jesus.

DA: Hello, Mary.

M: Hello, dead announcer. Hi, everyone.

DA: Mary, as they approach Easter on earth I thought you could tell us a little about your son, Jesus.

M: Jesus? Well, you know, he was my son but he was also the son of God. God got me pregnant, not my husband. A lot of people didnt believe me but its true.

DA: Oh, were not disputing that.

M: Well, good. A lot of people did. Anyway Jesus was an average boy, he liked exploring and pomegranate jam sandwiches, and he loved my soup. He was a good boy. And, of course, he had super powers.

DA: When he first used those powers, what was that like?

M: Well, it was a little strange, I mean when your son brings a dead bunny back to life and can read your mind, it took some getting used to. We told him to keep them a secret till he was older. So he was just an average boy who lived in our small town and had these super powers no one knew about. Occasionally some of the kids kind of found out, I mean boys will be boys after all. We thought maybe he would grow to be a man and use these extraordinary powers for good.

DA: Well, he did didnt he?

M: Yes. But the government didnt like him doing these things and eventually stopped him. We told him he should work for the good of all people, but that darn government.

DA: And

M: And well, you know what happened. Thousands of years later God tried again with that Clark Kent, funny, in our day my sons story became the inspiration for the Bible, but later it was a comic book. Times changed.

DA: Thank you, Mary.

M: Umm hum.

DA: See you next time on STDead. Im dead announcer.

ST IS!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011887 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-12-05 12:44 AM STShowcase: Mary Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (1) STShowcase! Here is your host, Hal Holbrook. HH: Hi Stupid Thinkers and welcome to the showplace. I'm Hal Holbrookiepoo poo nasty. Well today were going to wind our time clocks on a magic ride to the past and visit with Mary, Mother of Jesus as these bastards at the network have no shame and will make fun of any God Damn thing they want. So come on kids, climb into your computer stop watch and make fun of one of the most profound religous icons of the history of the world. God damn it, I'll do anything for a fucking paycheck. Fuck off. STDead. Today: Mary, Mother of Jesus. DA: Hello, Mary. M: Hello, dead announcer. Hi, everyone. DA: Mary, as they approach Easter on earth I thought you could tell us a little about your son, Jesus. M: Jesus? Well, you know, he was my son but he was also the son of God. God got me pregnant, not my husband. A lot of people didnt believe me but its true. DA: Oh, were not disputing that. M: Well, good. A lot of people did. Anyway Jesus was an average boy, he liked exploring and pomegranate jam sandwiches, and he loved my soup. He was a good boy. And, of course, he had super powers. DA: When he first used those powers, what was that like? M: Well, it was a little strange, I mean when your son brings a dead bunny back to life and can read your mind, it took some getting used to. We told him to keep them a secret till he was older. So he was just an average boy who lived in our small town and had these super powers no one knew about. Occasionally some of the kids kind of found out, I mean boys will be boys after all. We thought maybe he would grow to be a man and use these extraordinary powers for good. DA: Well, he did didnt he? M: Yes. But the government didnt like him doing these things and eventually stopped him. We told him he should work for the good of all people, but that darn government. DA: And M: And well, you know what happened. Thousands of years later God tried again with that Clark Kent, funny, in our day my sons story became the inspiration for the Bible, but later it was a comic book. Times changed. DA: Thank you, Mary. M: Umm hum. DA: See you next time on STDead. Im dead announcer. ST IS! Read/Post Comments (1) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top