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“STXMAS countdown to CHRISTMAS JOYLAND OF SPECIALS” ON ST!

WELCOME! TO THE KICK OFF OF OUR BIG STXMAS COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS JOYLAND OF SPECIALS!

AND NOW A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION OF STF/SX!

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Here is your host, Peter Graves.

pg: Hello and Happy Holidays from all of us at STS/FX.
Tonight to honor the Christmas season we present a special journey into the future as we look at an average American suburb in the year 2010! As a special Christmas eve visitor comes to call in a story we call “The Christmas Eve Visitor”.

An American suburb, Christmas Eve, 2010.

Mr. Inns: (at the door): I got it honey. Yes?

V: Good evening, are you Mister Inn?

I: Yes. I’m Inn.

V: I’m a traveler on this holiday eve and was wondering if I could rest my weary head in your inviting dwelling for the night?

I: Uhh, well. I’m here with my family and I’m afraid we don’t have any room.

V: No room?

I: No. I’m sorry, you look familiar, have we met?

V: No room at the Inns?

I: That’s right. I know I’ve seen you someplace before.

V: I must go.

(Later)

Little Girl: Yes?

V: Hello little girl. Is your mother home?

LG: Are you Jesus?

V: Yes. But let’s make that our little secret. Now is your mother at home?

LG: Yes.

V: Would you call her for me?

LG: MOMMY!

V: What’s your mother name?

LG: Mother? Mary. My mother’s name is Mary.

V: Your Mother Mary.

M: Yes. I’m her mother Mary. May I help you?

V: No. I just wanted to see you one more time.

M: I’m sorry I don’t think… wait a moment. I do know you from somewhere, don’t I?

V: No. I’m sorry. I must go.

M: But…

(later)

Police Officer: Hey Mack, what are you doing out here?

V: I’m sorry, Officer…?

PO: Herrod. Officer King Herrod. Now what’s your name?

V: Jesus. Jesus H. Christ.

PO: Right. I suppose you're the king of the Jews, uhh?

V: This is like a bad nightmare or dejavu.

PO: Perform a miracle for me if you're Jesus.

V: Oh shit. I know how this ends…

PG: And so do we. So do we.
We’d like to thank our guests: D.B. Sweeney, Crispin Glover, Emma Lain, Molly Ringwald, and Gary Busey.
Merry Christmas, and Happy Quanza to all.
Good night.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011899 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-12-17 1:19 AM STS/FX: "The Christmas Eve Visitor" Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) “STXMAS countdown to CHRISTMAS JOYLAND OF SPECIALS” ON ST! WELCOME! TO THE KICK OFF OF OUR BIG STXMAS COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS JOYLAND OF SPECIALS! AND NOW A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION OF STF/SX! STS/FX Here is your host, Peter Graves. pg: Hello and Happy Holidays from all of us at STS/FX. Tonight to honor the Christmas season we present a special journey into the future as we look at an average American suburb in the year 2010! As a special Christmas eve visitor comes to call in a story we call “The Christmas Eve Visitor”. An American suburb, Christmas Eve, 2010. Mr. Inns: (at the door): I got it honey. Yes? V: Good evening, are you Mister Inn? I: Yes. I’m Inn. V: I’m a traveler on this holiday eve and was wondering if I could rest my weary head in your inviting dwelling for the night? I: Uhh, well. I’m here with my family and I’m afraid we don’t have any room. V: No room? I: No. I’m sorry, you look familiar, have we met? V: No room at the Inns? I: That’s right. I know I’ve seen you someplace before. V: I must go. (Later) Little Girl: Yes? V: Hello little girl. Is your mother home? LG: Are you Jesus? V: Yes. But let’s make that our little secret. Now is your mother at home? LG: Yes. V: Would you call her for me? LG: MOMMY! V: What’s your mother name? LG: Mother? Mary. My mother’s name is Mary. V: Your Mother Mary. M: Yes. I’m her mother Mary. May I help you? V: No. I just wanted to see you one more time. M: I’m sorry I don’t think… wait a moment. I do know you from somewhere, don’t I? V: No. I’m sorry. I must go. M: But… (later) Police Officer: Hey Mack, what are you doing out here? V: I’m sorry, Officer…? PO: Herrod. Officer King Herrod. Now what’s your name? V: Jesus. Jesus H. Christ. PO: Right. I suppose you're the king of the Jews, uhh? V: This is like a bad nightmare or dejavu. PO: Perform a miracle for me if you're Jesus. V: Oh shit. I know how this ends… PG: And so do we. So do we. We’d like to thank our guests: D.B. Sweeney, Crispin Glover, Emma Lain, Molly Ringwald, and Gary Busey. Merry Christmas, and Happy Quanza to all. Good night. Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top