Silly Thinking

“STXMAS countdown to CHRISTMAS JOYLAND OF SPECIALS” ON ST!


AN ST LIVE EVENT!

LIVE!

From the home of the Second Annual Silly Awards, coming this February on ST, The Outdoor Bird Show Amphitheatre at The Oregon Zoo, it’s the…

The ALL NEW STXMAS CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR… LIVE!


here is your host… from THE STXMAS SKYBOX, Jim Farris!


JF: Hello and Happy Holidays and welcome to THE STXMAS CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR!
Lets’ get things started with a great ST Star. You know her as Tippi Daniels on the ST hit “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” and he's Policeman number one, here they are to sing the Christmas classic, “Silver Bells”, Tiffany Bryce and Bob Stocky!




TD & BS: City sidewalks dressed in Holiday style, in the air is the smell of Christmas. Silver Bells, Silver Bells, it’s Christmas time in the city.
Jingaling, here them sing, soon it will be Christmas day.



TB: Thank you everyone. Thank you. And how about the Czechoslovakian Philharmonic with maestro Glousavan Melichenko, ladies and gentlemen!






TB: And now with a traditional Christmas fable here is the stars of “4 Is Enough” returning this January to ST, Douglas Lain, Ben Lain, Emma Lain, Simon Lain, and Baby Noah Lain!


DL: Alright Kids. Alright Kids. Settle down.


BL: He’s drunk.


DL: Alright Bennie Lain. How would you kidz like to hear story?



EL: He got the baby drunk again.

NL:



DL: Alright. Lizzen! Twaz the night before Christmas and all true the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouth.



SL: Bye bye.


DL: I’m not threw.


BD: I’m out of here.


DL: But…



JF: Great. Thank you Lains. Now here’s Peter Graves, the host of our exciting new show “STS/FX” to sing “White Christmas”...




PG: I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know….”



JF: Beautiful Peter. Now, here’s the man who played the President in the movie “Independence Day” and a frequent contributor at ST News, Bill Pullman!



BP: Christmas? What is Christmas really?
After the last the election it really doesn’t matter because were all doomed anyway.
But Christmas is a time for presents and pumpkin pie, family and home and wonderful times and…


DL: You wanna hear a story?



BP: Sure, what different does it make?


DL: Hey buddy, Merry times.



BP: Gimme some of that…



JF: Thanks Bill. Very moving. Here are the STXMAS dancers!



JF: Well folks that’s just about it. But wait. Santa is here!



Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! I....





DL: Santa’s a lightweight! Hey! Lemme finish my ztory….



JF: well that’s about all there is, thank goodness.
Good night and Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.

STXMAS IS!