Silly Thinking

“STXMAS countdown to CHRISTMAS JOYLAND OF SPECIALS” ON ST!

Here is a true ST Christmas classic, exactly as it ran on Silly Thinking in December of 2003.
From "The Marlon Brando Show" we are proud to present "The Marlon Brando Christmas Special"!




(cue music)

From the North Pole!



It's "The Marlon Brando Christmas Special".


Starring Marlon Brando with Marlon's special guests:


Santa Claus,


Mister Snuffalufugus,


Dwight Yoakum,



and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld!


I'm Leonard Peltier. And now a man who just finished his last minute Christmas shopping a week early.... MARLON BRANDO!!!!


MB: Hello! Thank you.




MB: Alright KNOCK IT OFF! Thank you ladies and gentlemen and happy holidays to you all. I hope the holidays are peaceful and happy for you. It get's a little hectic at my house so I eat a lot.
Hey Peltier! Do you eat at your house?


LP: Yes. Yes sir.


MB: Well I could eat your house! You maggot! Merry Christmas and Buona Sera. Bouna Sera. Leonard.


LP: Thank you.


MB: You went out on the street and asked people the true meaning of Christmas. Put it on.

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(tape of Leonard on the street)


LP: Excuse me, Miss?


Lady: Yeah?


LP: What's the true meaning of Christmas? To you?


Lady: I don't know. Truth and understanding?

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MB: Ha ha ha ha. That's great! Very funny Leonard.


LP: Yes. Yes sir.


MB: Ha ha ha ha. If we have more time we'll show some more of those. Very funny. Mister Sunffuluffa something.


Mr. S: Thank you Mister Brando. Hello everybody.


MB: Now what the hell is this? What the hell are you?


Mr. S.: I'm a muppet on "Sesame Street".


MB: No, Kermit's a muppet. You're the god damn street.


Mr. S: Well I just wanted to come out here and wish the kids Merry Holidays kids.


MB: Alright. You're creeping me out with that slow motion head thing. Get out of here. Santa Claus!


SC: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas Mister Brando. Ho Ho Ho everyone. It's me Santa Claus!


MB: Yeah great. Mister Sunffafulles. Whatever the hell that was and now you. Let's just bring out the Marlboro man and be done with it.


SC: Oh now Mister Brando have you been a good boy this year?


MB: I am this close to taking a swing at you... you bastard.


SC: Oh now Mister Brando...


LP: He'll do it Santa. I've seen him like this before. Don't provoke him.


SC: You're serious?


LP: Dead serious, Santa. Don't do it.


SC: Alright.


MB: Donald Rumsfeld.


DR: Hi everyone. Ha ha. Hi ya Santa. Hi ya Marlon Brando.


MB: what the hell are you doing here?


DR: Well, in the spirit of Christmas, I just wanted to come on with a holiday message of peace and hope for the...


MB: Alright Claus grab Rumsfeld and hold him. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOU LYING COCKSUCK---

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Happy Holidays from all your friends at "Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain"


Jim Farris: Happy holidays everyone and remember to keep "Silly Thinking"!


Douglas Lain: Hi everyone and remember Marlon Brando says "Polypony" makes a great stocking stuffer!


Sy Gold: HI YA KIDDIES AND MERRY HOLIDAYS!


Leonard Peltier: Happy winter season.


Marlon Brando: Merry Christmas folks and watch "The Marlon Brando Show" every Friday right here on "Silly Thinking".

And now here's Bing Crosby's Christmas classic "White Christmas".

Hear Bing Sing!

Thanks for joining us. "Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain" it's all here!


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