Silly Thinking

STS/FX

Here is your host, Peter Graves.



PG: Welcome to “STS/FX”. Tonight we have an unusual journey into the unknown. A journey that might seem like a normal trip to town for a farm family in the Midwest of the United States. Except for a detour, an unscheduled trip to STS/FX.



“The Trip To Town”


Dad: Come on kids! Get in the truck, we’ve got to get to town.


Mom: Do you have your list?


Dad: Yes dear, but it won’t make any difference if those kids don’t get here.


M: Come on kids.


Billy: Come on Judy!


Judy: Alright, I’m here. My goodness, a trip to town. I hope Bobby Jenkins is working at the store.


M: Now Judy, no sexual antics.


J: Oh mom!


D: You heard your mother. And Billy, I don’t want you getting into drugs.


B: Guy darn dad. Why go to town at all?


D: Now son, there’s plenty of time for hallucinogenic’s, just not today.


B: Guy darn.


(They take off over the desolate roads of Iowa)




D: Well, according to the map this is town.


M: But… where is it? Where’s the town?




B: Guy darn!


J: Where is everybody? Where are the buildings?




D: They must be here some where.


B: It’s like the entire town was just taken away….


(Meanwhile on an alien space ship)


Alien 1: See! I told you we should have left the buildings.


Alien 2: Nag. Nag. Nag.


A1: I told you they’d notice.


A2: Alright! You were right, is that what you want to hear?


A1: I told you.


A2: Nag. Nag. Nag.



PG: Well, you know what they say: “To err is human.” But maybe "To err is a living organism."
I’m Peter Graves, we’d like to thank our guest stars tonight: Christopher Atkins, Brooke Shields, Lance Bass, and Lisa Bonet
and Special guest stars Liza Minnelli and Jeff Goldblum as the aliens.
Join us next time for another excursion to the unkown on "STS/FX"!

ST IS WEIRD!