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Your host: Hal Holbrook.

HH: Hi and welcome to ST Showcase, your Sunday Time Bomb machine. Tonight The Hollywood Foreign Press Association gives out the Golden Globes. What a load of crap this is, I mean if you truely are brain dead be sure to tune in. My favorite Golden Globe is The Cecil B. DeMille Award, the cheese head version of the Irving Thalberg Award at the Oscars. It's supposed to go for a career of excelence in films and humanitarianism. Like DeMille was anything more than a demagog and red baiter. This year they're giving it to Robin Williams.
Why not? Here's some drivel we ran last month.

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Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.

CC: The 62nd Golden Globe Award Nominations were announced today. Many media watchers think the Foreign press association Awards are a precursor to all things to come in the Award season ahead, including The Academy Awards. Here to discuss this is the Associate Vice President of the Foreign Press Association Madeline De Konick De Bresia Frankfort.

MDBF: Ha ha. Hello Connie Chung. Hello America!

CC: Good afternoon Ms. De Bresia Frankfort.

MDBF: Cheers! And a flute of bubbly to you, Connie Chung!

CC: Alright.
Ms. De Konick De Brasia Frankfort, what are the Golden Globes?

MDBF: Cheers! The Golden Globes is awards given out by the Foreign Press in Hollywood, where it is non stop party.

CC: The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has thousands of members that vote on film excellence, from within the film industry. How many voters do you have, and who are they?

MDBF: Ha ha ha hah haha ha. We are 93 Euro trash rumor mongers. Ha ha ha ha ha. Champaign darling?

CC: No. 93 members of the international press corps. in Hollywood?

MDBF: Yah! And they can all be bought off!

CC: Alright. Let’s look at some of the nominations…

MDBF: The… what?

CC: Nominations.

MDBF: Yah! Of course. Nominee-s-ations. Go ahead darling.

CC: Yes, well, I, uhh, see Uma Thurman is nominated for Best Actress in a Drama for “Kill Bill Volume 2”?

MDBF: Yah! She kicked butt!

CC: Is that really a performance that…

MDBF: Ha ha ha! Yes! Of course. Nicole Kidman is also nominated for “Birth”.

CC: I didn’t see that one.

MDBF: Cheers! She kicked butt.

CC: Jim Carrey is nominated?

MDBF: He’s a funny man!

CC: Yes, but nominated for an award?

MDBF: Funny man. Darling, more Champaign?

CC: No. “The Incredibles” Best Picture?

MDBF: Ha ha ha! I got a lovely sauna from Michael Eisner.

CC: Renee Zelwigger for the sequel to “Bridget Jones Diary”?

MDBF: She’s so fat in those things. And she gave me a plasma TV. Caviar?

CC: It seems as these awards are nothing more than cheesy commercials for the movies.

MDBF: Ha! On NBC January 16th! Be there!

CC: Thank you Ms. Dekonick Von Hitler. Be seeing you!

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	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011929 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-01-16 2:06 AM STShowcase: 1 0n 1 on The Golden Globes Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) ST SHOWCASE Your host: Hal Holbrook. HH: Hi and welcome to ST Showcase, your Sunday Time Bomb machine. Tonight The Hollywood Foreign Press Association gives out the Golden Globes. What a load of crap this is, I mean if you truely are brain dead be sure to tune in. My favorite Golden Globe is The Cecil B. DeMille Award, the cheese head version of the Irving Thalberg Award at the Oscars. It's supposed to go for a career of excelence in films and humanitarianism. Like DeMille was anything more than a demagog and red baiter. This year they're giving it to Robin Williams. Why not? Here's some drivel we ran last month. STNews presents ST1 on 1 Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung. CC: The 62nd Golden Globe Award Nominations were announced today. Many media watchers think the Foreign press association Awards are a precursor to all things to come in the Award season ahead, including The Academy Awards. Here to discuss this is the Associate Vice President of the Foreign Press Association Madeline De Konick De Bresia Frankfort. MDBF: Ha ha. Hello Connie Chung. Hello America! CC: Good afternoon Ms. De Bresia Frankfort. MDBF: Cheers! And a flute of bubbly to you, Connie Chung! CC: Alright. Ms. De Konick De Brasia Frankfort, what are the Golden Globes? MDBF: Cheers! The Golden Globes is awards given out by the Foreign Press in Hollywood, where it is non stop party. CC: The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has thousands of members that vote on film excellence, from within the film industry. How many voters do you have, and who are they? MDBF: Ha ha ha hah haha ha. We are 93 Euro trash rumor mongers. Ha ha ha ha ha. Champaign darling? CC: No. 93 members of the international press corps. in Hollywood? MDBF: Yah! And they can all be bought off! CC: Alright. Let’s look at some of the nominations… MDBF: The… what? CC: Nominations. MDBF: Yah! Of course. Nominee-s-ations. Go ahead darling. CC: Yes, well, I, uhh, see Uma Thurman is nominated for Best Actress in a Drama for “Kill Bill Volume 2”? MDBF: Yah! She kicked butt! CC: Is that really a performance that… MDBF: Ha ha ha! Yes! Of course. Nicole Kidman is also nominated for “Birth”. CC: I didn’t see that one. MDBF: Cheers! She kicked butt. CC: Jim Carrey is nominated? MDBF: He’s a funny man! CC: Yes, but nominated for an award? MDBF: Funny man. Darling, more Champaign? CC: No. “The Incredibles” Best Picture? MDBF: Ha ha ha! I got a lovely sauna from Michael Eisner. CC: Renee Zelwigger for the sequel to “Bridget Jones Diary”? MDBF: She’s so fat in those things. And she gave me a plasma TV. Caviar? CC: It seems as these awards are nothing more than cheesy commercials for the movies. MDBF: Ha! On NBC January 16th! Be there! CC: Thank you Ms. Dekonick Von Hitler. Be seeing you! ST IS a nonstop party! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top