Silly Thinking

STS/FX

Here is your host, Peter Graves.



PG: Hello again and welcome to another trip into the unknown, a place of mystery and the unexplained. A place we call STS/FX.
Tonight meet a man on a mission. A man, who, from the outside is very shy, a man you might not notice on the street. A man who only has invented a machine that will change the course of human history… in a place we call STS/FX.

“The Parallel Man”


In A coffee shop.


Marge: Harold, why can’t we get married? My mother is asking questions.


Harold: I know dear, and I want to get married to you, but I have to wait till I perfect my invention.


M: I know, sometimes I think you care more about that invention than you do our happiness.


H: That’s not true. I just want to secure our future, and everybody’s future, before we tie the knot.


M: That silly old machine will never work Harold.


H: Don’t say those things darling. It will work.


M: No it won’t. Why don’t you give up?


H: Your just like all the others. You’ll see. You’ll see.


M: Harold, come back. I’m sorry. HAROLD!


(Harold’s workshop)


H: So ‘it won’t work Harold, why don’t you give up’ I’ll show her. I’ll show everybody.
Just fix the mechanism, and set a few dials…. Now I’ll start the machine..



H: Come on baby!



H: I’ve done it! It worked. Look, everything is exactly the same. It’s better than I could of hoped!
I’ve created the perfect parallel universe. It’s exactly perfect.


M: Harold?


H: Marge! I’ve done it. Isn’t it perfect?


M: What?


H: Your in it right now. A perfect parallel universe. I’ve created it.


M: What? Nothing has happened Harold, we had a fight and I came to apologize.


H: I know, it’s seamless, even to the people in it it seems like the other universe, but it’s a parallel universe. It’s perfect.


M: Now can we get married?


H: Yes darling, now we can marry!



PG: Witness if you will one Harold Comstock. Genius or lunatic?
It’s all the same in STS/FX!
We’d like to thank our guest stars tonight, Pam Dawber as Marge and Scott Baio as Harold.
I’m Peter Graves. Goodnight.

Be sure to join us this Sunday for the Second Annual Silly Awards, LIVE right here on ST!