Silly Thinking

AN ST SPECIAL EVENT!


LIVE! From the Performing Bird Show Arena at The Oregon Zoo in Portland Oregon…


It’s the 2nd ANNUAL SILLY AWARDS!


Here are some of the stars arriving for today’s event…


There’s Oscar winner Michael Caine…



and the stars of ST’s “4 Is Enough” and nominee’s today, Doug, Emma and Ben Lain….


There’s ST’s CEO and a nominee today… Jim Farris….


A nominee today for best Special Guest, D.B. Sweeney…


All of the stars have come to Portland, Oregon for today’s big show….

And now let’s go inside for today’s Silly Awards!!!!



“Ladies and Gentlemen: Academy Award winning actor and star of his own program on ST London…
Sir Michael Caine!!!!”



MC: Good afternoon and welcome to the Second Annual Silly Awards. The Board of Trustee’s of Silly Thinking realize that people on every continent of the known world are watching us right now LIVE, and waiting for the big winners. SO let’s get right to the awards.
The nominee’s for best Silly Thinking Guest Star are..
Patrick Mcgoohan for “Martha Stewart Goes To Prison”
D.B. Sweeney for “STS/FX: The Christmas Visitor”
Douglas Lain for “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”
Yassar Arafat for “One on One”
and Peter O’Toole for “The Marlon Brando Show”
..and the Silly goes to…
PETER O’TOOLE, “The Marlon Brando Show”



MC: Peter O’Toole couldn’t be here today, he’s on location in Europe, but I know he is very pleased and I accept this award on his behalf.



The founder of ST, famous writer, and star of his own series “4 Is Enough”, and a nominee tonight, plus another nominee and CEO of ST, Douglas Lain and Jim Farris….




DL: Hello.. well Jim here we are at the Silly Awards.



JF: Exciting.



DL: You must be excited, congratulations on your nomination.



JF: Exciting….



DL:…



JF: Oh, and congratulations to you for “4 Is Enough”.



DL: Thanks.



JF: Hey Doug I… have a… question.



DL: Yes?



JF: Is 4… enough?



DL: More than enough, believe me. More than enough.



JF: The nominations for Best Breaking News are…



DL: “Clark to Quit”, ST News.
“When Did The President Lie And When Did He Know It”, ST News.
“Martha Stewart Goes To Prison”, ST News.
“Mt. St. Helen’s Erupts”, ST News.
and “ST Election Decision 2004”, ST News.



JF: And the Silly goes to…
“Martha Stewart Goes To Prison”, ST News!”


“Accepting for ST News, LIVE via satellite, News Anchor, Connie Chung!”



CC: Thank you, thank you. Gosh, I’m so surprised. Thanks to Patrick Mcgoohan, without him we wouldn’t have had a report, and my agent Bernie Brillstien, Maury, and my crew at ST News, thank you very much…”



Ladies and Gentlemen… JOHNNY DEPP!



JD: Thank you. Thank you. I’m here today to give out a special award. Every year The Silly Thinking board of regents gives out a special award for lifetime achievement in the Blogger arts.
This is the first year we have given an award posthumously. But it was decided that this person made such an important and significant contribution to ST that it would be right and proper to bestow this honor on Marlon Brando, the greatest actor of his generation and the host of ST’s “Marlon Brando Show”, Marlon died last year but his contributions will be with us always.
Take a look…



I'm Leonard Peltier.
And now... MARLON BRANDO!!!!!


MB: Hello. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.




MB: Thank you. You're too kind. Thanks. Now knock it off.


MB: You are sick, man. You and your pimps in the White House have screwed us royal. And you sit there laughing. How do you sleep at night, murderer?


DC: Ha. That's a good question. Very well, thank you. When you know you're on the road to peace and you helped make the world a better place, a more secure place, you sleep very well.


KTF: Are you insane?


MB: Yeah... the little green piece of cloth brings up a good point. Are you nuts or something?


DC: Ha, ha. Well after my seventh heart attack my doctors did say I could suffer from dementia so it is quite possible that I am insane.


MB: And Bush, is he insane too?


DC: Just stupid. But sane as you or me or the talking frog.


MB: Well, you've just scared us all half to death, but thanks for coming on the show Dick Cheney.

TB: Yeah! Great! You’re the best there is! I’ve been in this business a long time and you’re great!




TB: And I know what I’m talkin’ about!


MB: Are you fucking through or what?


TB: Yeah. I guess so.


MB: Are you familiar with the Napoleonic code?


TB: The what?


MB: The Napoleonic code. You know. The Napoleonic code.


TB: I don’t know what the hell your talking about but you’re great!


MB: Sing.

MB: I’m honored as well Len, now shut up. Peter, I love that movie, I love all your movies. You are, you have, words fail me my friend.


POT: Please stop the accolades. I, like you, am a humble man, do not ladle me with praise.


MB: Accaba, accolades, ladle me with praise. My God, your good.


POT: But of course.


MB: But of course, hey, I do that one.


POT: You whore! You pimp! You pimp whore. Venomous hump!


MB: I could listen to you all night. That is incredible.


POT: Bona Sera, Mister Brando, Bona Sera!


MB: Oh my God in Heaven, you heard the man.


POT: GOD! IN HEAVEN! OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN! GOOD NIGHT DEAR ONES! MIGHTY UNWASHED! GOOD NIGHT!


MB: He humbles me, truly.




JD:And he humbled us, truely. Ladies and Gentlemen, ST is proud to give it’s Lifetime Achievement In the Blogger Arts to Mister Marlon Brando, and here to accept is Marlon’s good friend and announcer on “The Marlon Brando Show”… Leonard Peltier…..



LP: Thank you Johnny. Thank you. As you saw from the clips we had a great time on the show.
It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to work with a man who was so gifted and giving, who never let show business get in the way of being entertaining and outspoken. I thank you, and I know Marlon, wherever he is, is not watching this and probably does not care a damn.
Thank you.



The star of “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”; and a nominee tonight: Tiffany Bryce and D.B. Sweeney!



TB: Thank you, thank you.


DB: Well Tiffany, you look lovely today.


TB: Thanks… so do you.


DB: Ha ha. Thank you. The nominations for Best On Screen Personality or Host are…


TB: I’ll take over now D.B. Sweeney.


DB: What?


TB: My job as actress on “Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation Unit”
Connie Chung, “One on One”
Marlon Brando, “The Marlon Brando Show”
Peter Graves, “STS/FX”
Jim Farris, “Doug’s World with Jim Farris”
Hal Holbrook, “ST Showcase”



DB: And the Silly goes to…
MARLON BRANDO, “THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW”

“Accepting the Award for Marlon Brando is Leonard Peltier.”



LP: Thank you, thank you. What a thrill. Marlon loved being a good host and I know he would appreciate winning this, if he gave a damn.
Thank you.



One of the stars of “4 Is Enough”, Ben Lain, and “ST Showcase’s” Hal Holbrook.



BL: Hellowhoareyou?


HH: Ha! Young whippersnapper. I’m Hal Holbrook from “ST Showcase”.


BL: Idon’tknowhatthatis.


HH: Well neither do a lot of people.
The nominations for Best Series are..


BL: The MarlonBrandoShow”
“Four Is Enough” yeah, that’s my show!
“Doctors And Nurses Somethingunit”
“STSF/X”
“ThisDayInPictures”


HH: And the Silly goes to…
“THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW”!


(accepting for “The Marlon Brando Show” is Leonard Peltier.)



LP: Thank you. Oh my God. What a great surprise. We loved doing the show, and I know, I was proud to be part of it. Marlon loved the show. He always wanted it to be better. Thank you for this honor.



From ST News: Bill Pullman, and Chief Administrator on “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”, Burt Ward!




BP: Hi. Hi Burt.



BW: HOLY NEWS! I love you on ST News.



BP: Thanks, and I watch you on that “Hospital” show, is Tiffany Bryce as sexy in person as she is on that show?



BW: Touch?



BP: Ha. The nominee’s for Best featured Performer in a Series are..



BW: Douglas Lain, “4 Is Enough”
Ben Lain, “4 Is Enough”
Tiffany Bryce, “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”
Emma Lain, “4 Is Enough”
and Marlon Brando, “The Marlon Brando Show”



BP: And the Silly goes to…
MARLON BRANDO, “THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW”!


“Accepting for Marlon Brando is Leonard Peltier.”



LP: I am overwhelmed. I know Marlon wouldn’t care. I would like to thank the United States Prison system for letting me be here today. Thank you.



She is one of the co- stars of “4 Is Enough”; he is a regular contributor to ST News.
Emma Lain and Henry Kissinger!



HK: Tank you tank you, Emma Lain, my little poopsy doodle…



EM: Yes.


HK: You look beautiful.



EL: Thank you. Have you bought any Girl Scout cookies this year?
They are really good.


HK: Vell, I haven’t had the chance.



EL: I can sell you some, they are really good.


HK: Vell, we’ll see. Da nominee’s for Best Silly Thinking Special are…



EL: ST Xmas Special, ST Special Events Team producers.
The Marlon Brando Birthday Special, Mar Bran, Doug Wug, Jim Far, Harpo Productions, producers.
“May Day With Uncle Joe” ST Productions, Producers.
“The 1st Annual Silly Awards” ST Special Events Team, producers.
“The Kerry Brando Conversations” ST Special Events Team, producers


HK: And da vinner is..



EL: Will the best show win?


HK: I tink so. “Kerry- Brando Conversations” ST Special Events producers.


(Accepting for the “Kerry- Brando Conversations” Senator John Kerry)


JK: Thank you Mister Doctor Kissinger, little Emma Lain. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen I believe that The Silly Awards, although flawed, are a good program, a valued award. And this program was based on conversations I had with my good friend Mister Marlon Brando several years ago, dealing with the Iran Contra Affair, that I fought, but I did vote for the President to have the right to do it. My position has always been consistent on this I fought it and voted for it. My relationship with Marlon Brando was also consistent, even though he was passionate about social issues, and several times we disagreed, we also agreed about those very same issues. Marlon is gone, we miss him. But we honor him today, and I don’t miss him. I honor him, and this award honors him and myself and this program, which, I had some disagreements about editing and content over, but was thrilled with and am happy, thoughtful, and thankful for. I thank God for this award, even though I don’t think God should be administered as law, I agree, and always have, that God has given us all things.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Very much.



Ladies and Gentlemen: Sir Paul McCartney!



PM: Deedly doo. Thank you SILLY AWARDS!!!
And now the big award of the day. Oh my gosh: Best Posting. Woodly poo. Poo.
The nominations are: “4 Is Enough” Premiere episode, Doug Wug, Producers.
“This Day In Pictures” 9-11, ST producers.
“The Marlon Brando Show” April 20th. Mar Bran, Doug Wug, Jim Far, Harpo Productions, Producers.
“ST Breaking News: Martha Stewart Goes To Prison” ST News, producers.
“The Marlon Brando Show” February 2004. Mar Bran, Doug Wug, Jim Far, Harpo Productions, Producers.
Snicker doodles! What a decision. Doodly doo… and the winner is “The Marlon Brando Show” February, 2004!


(accepting for “The Marlon Brando Show” February, 2004, is Leonard Peltier.)



LP: Oh my God! Thank you great white Beatle. Thank you everyone. I can’t believe it. Marlon would have so not cared a crap. But we who worked on the show are so proud. Thank you.


PM: Thank you SILLY AWARDS! Good night!




Portions of the proceeding program were recorded. Voting for the Silly Awards are tabulated by the accounting firm of Littlehead and Knapp and Associates.
This is Dick Toufel, speaking for the Second Annual Silly Awards! Good night!

ST IS!