Silly Thinking

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION


Content note from ST:
After we posted this piece "Talon News Service" which supposidly employed "Jeff Gannon" went off line and took the image of "Gannon" we used in the piece with them. There are no other visuals available of "Gannon" or Guckert, his porno website is gone as well.
We reluctantly have made a visual substitution and apologize for any inconvience.

ST Management


STNews presents


ST1 on 1

Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning and welcome to “1 on 1”. I’m Connie Chung.
Tonight our guest is the phony newsman that was planted by the GOP in the White House Press Room to ask President Bush pandering right wing questions, making viewers believe he was a real newsman.


JG: Thank you Ms. Chung…



CC: Sit down Pepe, I’m not through yet. And it turns out, not only did Mister Gannon, really Mister Guckert, get caught, his ridiculous scam raises a more important point as to White House Security.


JG: Ms. Chung…



CC: Call me Connie, champ. But not yet. And it turns out that this conservative Christian Republican runs a gay porno website showing nude American soldiers…


JG: Ms. Chung, how dare you…



CC: Just a minute G.I. Joe, including himself dressed up like an American G.I. showing off his short comings, if you know what I mean.


JG: Alright Ms. Chung that’s about enough….



CC: No, no, I’m just introducing you there Woodward and Bernstein, and now wants to sue somebody for, this is true, Political Character Assassination.
Mister… hey Pepe which name do you prefer? Your real name or the one you made up to kiss George W’s pink ass?


JG: I prefer Jeff Gannon.



CC: Sure you do, Cronkite. YOU can’t sue for Political Character Assassination. Because: A- your not a politician, and B- there is no legal case for Political Character Assassination, you sack of smelly shit you. Welcome to “One on One” Jeff, James, whatever.


JG: Please call me “Jeff Gannon”.



CC: Does your website promote prostitution?


JG: That’s not really the issue Ms. Chung…



CC: Come on Pinkie, tell us the truth, your Gay Porno website advertised and promoted prostitution didn’t it Deep Throat?


JG: I have been the victim of the liberal media bias….



CC: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….


JG: I’m serious, and you are part of it….



CC: Oh my God…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… I’m going to faint. I haven’t laughed this hard since Rather lost his pants at the CBS Christmas party.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….


JG: Laugh all you want, liberal bias mainstream liberal hack!



CC: Ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… I’m going to loose my lunch here. Your on Silly Thinking, STUPID! Our lawyers made us put “This is a work of fiction” right on top of the interview.
I’m not even really Connie Chung.


JG: But, yes you are, I see you on ST.



CC: ever notice I never change position, Sherlock?


JG: No.



CC: Talk to the hand…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….


JG: But…



CC: Ok enough chowder head. Thanks for being with us on “One on One”. I’m Connie… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… OH GOD that’s funny, Chung. Goodnight.

ST News. Ha ha ha ha ha.

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