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“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to

this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

Episode 13.

(The White House)

President:… so today I am signing into law this new bill, just sent from Congress. It’s the Billy Smith Bill. It protects Billy Smith, a patient at Doctors and Nurses Hospital, from getting his tonsil’s taken out.
The doctors at Doctors and Nurses Hospital did a diagnosis that they think showed that Billy needed his tonsils out. His Father agreed and his Mother had doubts. Billy wrote his Congressman and said he was scared.
We understand fear and don’t want to leave any child left behind to get their tonsils out so I left a summit meeting on world peace to sign this emergency legislation. We honor life and tonsils, now if you’ll excuse me I have a three month vacation to begin.
God Bless you.

CA: Gosh Tippi the President just signed a bill that covers one of our patients.

TD: That’s right Chief Administrator. It’s now a Federal law that Billy Smith will not have his tonsils out.
Officer stop that doctor! He’s going to perform a tonsillectomy.

PO: Alright Doctor, FREEZE!

Dr: Tonsillectomy? I’m not performing a tonsillectomy. I have a life and death heart surgery to perform right now. Someone’s life is at stake.

TD: Says you murderer. Kill him if he moves.

PO: Right Nurse Daniels.

CA: Gosh Tippi, your amazing!

TD: We live in a culture of life Chief Administrator. I’m just doing my job as Tippi Daniels, proud American citizen.

DR: Let me go.

TD: Alright kill him.

CA: Gosh!

It’s now a federal law: You must visit ST twice a day!




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