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This is BREAKING NEWS From ST!


Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning. At this hour his holiness Pope is clinging to life after suffering a major cardiovascular collapse yesterday.
Throughout the night Pope’s condition has worsened, about two hours ago Vatican radio proclaimed his holiness was in a coma and moments later retracted that statement.
In an update happening right now at the Vatican the Pope is described as stable, lucid, and serene.

As we await more on the pontiff’s condition we remembered a one on one interview I did with his holy Pope last year and thought we would take a look at him at that time, awake, aware, and full of life.


(Original airdate: May 18th, 2004)


ST1on1.

From our ST News New York world headquarters in New York, here is your host for 1 on 1: Connie Chung.


CC: Good morning and welcome to 1 on 1. I?m Connie Chung.
Today is Pope Paul?s 85th birthday. The Pope is enjoying the third longest reign as the spiritual leader of the Catholic church and it is our honor to have him with me on ?1 on 1?.
Happy Birthday your holiness.


PP: Vell, I vould like to say tank you.


CC: You're welcome, Holy C. Pope John Paul, are you heading the Catholic church in the right direction in this new millennia?


PP: Ms. Chunk, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: Holy father?


PP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: Holy Father?. WAKE UP!!!!!


PP: Where's da fire? Wha?


CC: Pope? It's Connie Chung.


PP: Oh. Vell I vould like to say tank you.


CC: We did that part already.


PP: Vee did? How was I?


CC: Fine your holiness. Now, are you steering the faithful in the right direction in the new millennia?


PP: Vell Conniechunk, vee run da holy church along the guidelines set in the 14th century. You know what Cardinal Duponte- De Gorgio- De Lacontantonte said: "Not it a break, don't a fix".


CC: Holy father, the scandal in this country over priests who had sexual relations with young boys is again in the news. What should the heads of the catholic church in this country do to deal with these accusations?


PP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: Pontiff?


PP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: PONTIFF? WAKE UP!


PP: What? Who let a da dogs out?


CC: Your holiness. It?s still Connie Chung, are you feeling alright?


PP: Never a better. I... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: Pope?


PP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: POPE?


PP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


CC: The Pope everyone. Thanks for being with us. I?m Connie Chung in New York. Goodnight.

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