Silly Thinking

“BLOGGERS”

(“Bloggers” is recorded in front of a live audience)

He’s a Conservative Christian Activist

(Marjoe Gortner)

and he’s so far left he thinks Howard Zinn is working as a stooge for the White House.

(Al Franken)

When their wives leave them and they move into an apartment together it’s a wacky Cyber Odd Couple or as we like to call them…

“Bloggers”

(The Bloggers Apartment)

J: Al? How do you spell satanic?

A: I don’t have time for that now. I’m sending E-Mail to all my bloggers groups to contact their Congressmen and Senators and let them know we oppose Tom Delay and his insane right wing ideology.

J: Hey WAIT A MINUTE. That’s what I’m doing!

A: Well good, that will help!

J: Uh, err, I mean the other way around. I’m sending E- Mails to our entire flock that Tom Delay is being pursued by the devil and we should have an emergency prayer to save him from evil! And send money to help in the fight against Satan.

A: Delay’s the head of the majority in Congress and you are saying to his supporters that he is being pursued by the devil?

J: Amen. Oh Jesus would have loved me and Tom Delay.

A: You know sometimes, very late at night, I think I’m over simplifying and over dramatizing what’s wrong in this country. Sometimes I think it can’t be as whacked as I know it is. But then I talk to you and your insane people and I realize it’s much worse than we can even begin to imagine. Last month it was that crazy bill for Terry Schiavo and now you are literally demonizing Democrats. Literally.

J: Ain’t it great. Come on get on your knee’s with me.

A: Not for a million damn dollars would I even remove gum from my shoe around you, much less get on my knee’s.

J: Don’t let the devil talk that way. Come on Al, ON YOUR KNEE’S!!!

A: (Sigh). We are so fucked.

J: Pray to Jesus for poor Tom Delay.

ST IS (on it’s knee’s)!

J: Amen!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012026 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-04-14 1:45 AM Bloggers! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) “BLOGGERS” (“Bloggers” is recorded in front of a live audience) He’s a Conservative Christian Activist (Marjoe Gortner) and he’s so far left he thinks Howard Zinn is working as a stooge for the White House. (Al Franken) When their wives leave them and they move into an apartment together it’s a wacky Cyber Odd Couple or as we like to call them… “Bloggers” (The Bloggers Apartment) J: Al? How do you spell satanic? A: I don’t have time for that now. I’m sending E-Mail to all my bloggers groups to contact their Congressmen and Senators and let them know we oppose Tom Delay and his insane right wing ideology. J: Hey WAIT A MINUTE. That’s what I’m doing! A: Well good, that will help! J: Uh, err, I mean the other way around. I’m sending E- Mails to our entire flock that Tom Delay is being pursued by the devil and we should have an emergency prayer to save him from evil! And send money to help in the fight against Satan. A: Delay’s the head of the majority in Congress and you are saying to his supporters that he is being pursued by the devil? J: Amen. Oh Jesus would have loved me and Tom Delay. A: You know sometimes, very late at night, I think I’m over simplifying and over dramatizing what’s wrong in this country. Sometimes I think it can’t be as whacked as I know it is. But then I talk to you and your insane people and I realize it’s much worse than we can even begin to imagine. Last month it was that crazy bill for Terry Schiavo and now you are literally demonizing Democrats. Literally. J: Ain’t it great. Come on get on your knee’s with me. A: Not for a million damn dollars would I even remove gum from my shoe around you, much less get on my knee’s. J: Don’t let the devil talk that way. Come on Al, ON YOUR KNEE’S!!! A: (Sigh). We are so fucked. J: Pray to Jesus for poor Tom Delay. ST IS (on it’s knee’s)! J: Amen! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top