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The ALL NEW CELEBRINET!

Here is your host, SY GOLD!

SG: HI HO KIDDIES! And welcome back to “Celebrinet” on ST! I’m back from the dead after ST tried to have me killed two years ago with all the dirt that fits to print. So hold on to your hats and remember… YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!
LET’S GO TO PRESS!!!

SG: FLASH! Ozzy Osborne says he’s back to getting high. After years of drug abuse the addled rocker now says he’s HIGH ON LIFE! And he gets high when he works out!
OZ, after trying every drug known to man I can tell you exercise ain’t it AMIGO! But keep pitching those sinkers we love a good laugh… AYE WHAT???!!!

SG: DOUBLE FLASH!!! Henry “Fonzie” Winkler was the commencement speaker last week at Southern Connecticut U. Fonzie said he was thrilled. I say: I guess we are all out of speakers! What’s next Donnie Most at Harvard? You HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

SG: DOUBLE TRIPLE FLASH!!!! The Donald says “Shame on ABC” for producing a cheap TV movie on his life. Yeah exploiting the Donald’s celebrity on TV just isn’t done!!!
AYE WHAT?

SG: And a LATE FINAL! What Bloggisphere network with the initials ST is so hard up that they rehired a half dead guy they tried to have killed and are said to be trying to get DOUGLSEY WUGGLSEY LAIN

back on their failing network? I guess 4 Is Not Enough!!!
Something to ponder… AYE KIDDIES???!!!
See you next time on ST and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! AYE WHAT?

ST WAS!!!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012076 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-05-31 2:35 AM STPremiere! "Celebrinet" Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) ST PREMIERE The ALL NEW CELEBRINET! Here is your host, SY GOLD! SG: HI HO KIDDIES! And welcome back to “Celebrinet” on ST! I’m back from the dead after ST tried to have me killed two years ago with all the dirt that fits to print. So hold on to your hats and remember… YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! LET’S GO TO PRESS!!! SG: FLASH! Ozzy Osborne says he’s back to getting high. After years of drug abuse the addled rocker now says he’s HIGH ON LIFE! And he gets high when he works out! OZ, after trying every drug known to man I can tell you exercise ain’t it AMIGO! But keep pitching those sinkers we love a good laugh… AYE WHAT???!!! SG: DOUBLE FLASH!!! Henry “Fonzie” Winkler was the commencement speaker last week at Southern Connecticut U. Fonzie said he was thrilled. I say: I guess we are all out of speakers! What’s next Donnie Most at Harvard? You HEARD IT HERE FIRST! SG: DOUBLE TRIPLE FLASH!!!! The Donald says “Shame on ABC” for producing a cheap TV movie on his life. Yeah exploiting the Donald’s celebrity on TV just isn’t done!!! AYE WHAT? SG: And a LATE FINAL! What Bloggisphere network with the initials ST is so hard up that they rehired a half dead guy they tried to have killed and are said to be trying to get DOUGLSEY WUGGLSEY LAIN back on their failing network? I guess 4 Is Not Enough!!! Something to ponder… AYE KIDDIES???!!! See you next time on ST and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! AYE WHAT? ST WAS!!!!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top