Silly Thinking

He’s a struggling writer.

(D.B. Sweeney)

She’s his lovely wife.

( Martika Berra)

Together they try to keep calm in a chaotic world where they only have one problem…

“2 Many Kids”

(“2 Many Kids” is taped before a life audience)

The Blaine Household.

Mary: Doug?

DB: I can’t wait till I’m famous and there’s world peace.

MB: Doug? Where are you?

DB: Right here Mary.

MB: Doug, could you take the kids to the store. I’m really busy.

DB: As long as you can promise me they won’t do what they did last time.

MB: Now Doug…

DB: No. Really. Tying up a box boy is not cool. Kids! Come on! Daddy’s taking you to the store. Alice B., Kenny, Tupac! Come on!

ABB: Alright Poppa!

KB: Yes Poppa. Can I read you a story in the car?

TB: Father, stocks are down. I’m depressed.

DB: Why are you so conservative?

TB: Run the numbers father.

DB: I don’t know what he’s talking about….

(At the supermarket.)

DB: So you see, I’m a writer.

Checker: Oh Mister Blaine! That’s so exciting. Writer’s are a real turn on for me.

DB: Well it is a glamorous business and….

ABB: Poppa! Poppa!

DB: Who are these children? There must be a Poppa here somewhere.

KB: Poppa! Come quick and quit flirting with that checker!

C: Glamorous Uhh… Poppa?

DB: My wife… TUPAC! GET OUT OF THE DELI CASE!!!

Join us again for “2 Many Kids”! ST IS!!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012115 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-07-05 4:13 AM 2Many Kids! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) He’s a struggling writer. (D.B. Sweeney) She’s his lovely wife. ( Martika Berra) Together they try to keep calm in a chaotic world where they only have one problem… “2 Many Kids” (“2 Many Kids” is taped before a life audience) The Blaine Household. Mary: Doug? DB: I can’t wait till I’m famous and there’s world peace. MB: Doug? Where are you? DB: Right here Mary. MB: Doug, could you take the kids to the store. I’m really busy. DB: As long as you can promise me they won’t do what they did last time. MB: Now Doug… DB: No. Really. Tying up a box boy is not cool. Kids! Come on! Daddy’s taking you to the store. Alice B., Kenny, Tupac! Come on! ABB: Alright Poppa! KB: Yes Poppa. Can I read you a story in the car? TB: Father, stocks are down. I’m depressed. DB: Why are you so conservative? TB: Run the numbers father. DB: I don’t know what he’s talking about…. (At the supermarket.) DB: So you see, I’m a writer. Checker: Oh Mister Blaine! That’s so exciting. Writer’s are a real turn on for me. DB: Well it is a glamorous business and…. ABB: Poppa! Poppa! DB: Who are these children? There must be a Poppa here somewhere. KB: Poppa! Come quick and quit flirting with that checker! C: Glamorous Uhh… Poppa? DB: My wife… TUPAC! GET OUT OF THE DELI CASE!!! Join us again for “2 Many Kids”! ST IS!!!!! Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top