Silly Thinking

Doug: Doug?


Doug2: Yes?


Doug: You're not coming in clear. We have a bad transmission.


Doug2: I'm buried underneath thirty-four years of monotonous existence.


Doug: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Ever since the surgery I've been feeling less than top notch. Like maybe something was missing.


Doug2: Bzzzzzzzzzzsnorebasdfmc;a-----bing, bing, bing...Please leave a message at the tone.


Doug: I'm thinking I might want to do something. You know? Like maybe I'll develop a superpower or something.


Doug2: Nevertheless, one must take into account those conditioned by hierarchy whom the habits of slavery and self-disgust, deep-rooted suppression and the taste for sacrifice push to their own destruction and to that of all the advances in the realm of actual freedom.


Doug: I'd like to fly or see through walls.


Doug2:Human existence is realized simultaneously on two parallel planes, that of temporality, becoming, illusion, and that of eternity, substance, reality.


Doug: Maybe I'd like to have superhearing or strength.


Doug2: The one thing that must be overcome is time.


Doug: My nads hurt.