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“Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit”

When Doctors and Nurses get sick they come to this

big city hospital for treatment and if, for any reason, they need security a/o protection they call on the Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit.

Episode 1.

(In an operating theatre observation area)

Onlooker #1: Gosh isn’t it great having the famous middle eastern doctor Doctor MaShek Mal Houbabi here at Doctors and Nurses Hospital?

Onlooker #2: Yes Betty.

(in surgery)

Dr M M H: Scalpel.

Nurse: Scalpel.

DrMMH: I think we can save this patient nurse.

Sgt: Not today Doctor. I’m afraid I have to shut this surgery down and put you under the protection of Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit.

DrMMH: But.. this is outrageous! Who are you?

Sgt: Sergeant Brent Gunn, Senior Officer, Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit. Alright everyone shut off that equipment and clear this room.

DrMMH: But… this is outrageous! How dare you!

Sgt: There’s been a threat against your life Doctor. Now I can leave you here to die or you can follow me to the clean room. Which is it… Doctor?

DrMMH: This is outrageous. Your superiors will hear of this!

Sgt: Yeah? Tell it to Allah. Doctor.

(In the Chief of Security’s Office)

Chief: This is the last straw Gunn. I’m going to have your badge for this! You can’t run around this hospital treating medical professionals this way.

Sgt: You can have my shield anytime Chief. But first let me make sure the killer is being taken away to police headquarters.

Chief: Killer? What killer?

Sgt: The man dressed like an intern we picked up right after we cleared that room and saved Doctor Whatever His Name Is’s life.

Chief: I had no idea.

Sgt: You pencil pushers never do.

Chief: Watch it Sergeant.

Sgt: Can I get back to work now…SIR?

Chief: Get out of here, but watch your step Sergeant.

Sgt: Yeah I know Chief, I know.

Join us again for another exciting episode of “Doctors and Nurses Security Protection Unit”!

ST IS!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012132 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-07-19 2:39 AM Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) “Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit” When Doctors and Nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for treatment and if, for any reason, they need security a/o protection they call on the Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit. Episode 1. (In an operating theatre observation area) Onlooker #1: Gosh isn’t it great having the famous middle eastern doctor Doctor MaShek Mal Houbabi here at Doctors and Nurses Hospital? Onlooker #2: Yes Betty. (in surgery) Dr M M H: Scalpel. Nurse: Scalpel. DrMMH: I think we can save this patient nurse. Sgt: Not today Doctor. I’m afraid I have to shut this surgery down and put you under the protection of Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit. DrMMH: But.. this is outrageous! Who are you? Sgt: Sergeant Brent Gunn, Senior Officer, Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit. Alright everyone shut off that equipment and clear this room. DrMMH: But… this is outrageous! How dare you! Sgt: There’s been a threat against your life Doctor. Now I can leave you here to die or you can follow me to the clean room. Which is it… Doctor? DrMMH: This is outrageous. Your superiors will hear of this! Sgt: Yeah? Tell it to Allah. Doctor. (In the Chief of Security’s Office) Chief: This is the last straw Gunn. I’m going to have your badge for this! You can’t run around this hospital treating medical professionals this way. Sgt: You can have my shield anytime Chief. But first let me make sure the killer is being taken away to police headquarters. Chief: Killer? What killer? Sgt: The man dressed like an intern we picked up right after we cleared that room and saved Doctor Whatever His Name Is’s life. Chief: I had no idea. Sgt: You pencil pushers never do. Chief: Watch it Sergeant. Sgt: Can I get back to work now…SIR? Chief: Get out of here, but watch your step Sergeant. Sgt: Yeah I know Chief, I know. Join us again for another exciting episode of “Doctors and Nurses Security Protection Unit”! ST IS! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top