Silly Thinking

“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

With tonight's SPECIAL GUEST STAR...



CAROL BURNETT!!

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

(Episode 16)



TD: Chief Administrator?




CA: Yes Tippi?



TD: Can I leave a little early today?




CA: Why?



TD: My Mom’s here for a visit and I want to show her around.




CA: Your mom. Today of all days? When we have this unsolved orderly death on our hands.
No. I’m afraid I need you here at Doctors and Nurses Hospital today Tippi.


CD: I’ll take over now, chief administrator.




CA: What? Who are you?


CD: Carol Daniels, chief Investigator, Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation unit. Retired.



TD: Chief Administrator, meet my mother, Carol Daniels.


CD: Having a problem there are you pencil pusher?




CA: It’s an honor Nurse Daniels, retired. Yes a string of unsolved orderly murders.


CD: Are they being done with human hands or a weapon?




CA: Human hands.


CD: I saw two suspicious guys in the lobby and detained them for a minute. Officer arrest those men with blood on their hands. I believe they are murderers.


Cop: Alright you two. FREEZE.






TD: Mom, you’ve done it again!


CD: Don’t touch me.




CA: Touch?



ST IS!!!!