Silly Thinking

He was the star of his own show.
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Then one day he resigned.


And woke up in "The Community"


as a citizen.


Now we want information....


"THE CITIZEN"

Episode 2

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Doug: I'd like to purchase a map.


Clerk: Here you are, Letter F.


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Doug: I'm not an F. I...wait, this is just a map of the street.


Clerk: A map, sir.

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Doug: No. I mean, yes. But I'd like a map of everything. The whole community and the surrounding area. A road map.


Clerk: Yes, sir. That's a map of the road.

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Doug: No...you don't understand. Oh, hell. I don't have a car anyway.


Little Penguin Man: Pssst.

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Doug: You're a penguin.


Little Penguin Man: I'm a butler. I work for Letter B.

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Doug: You're a friggin penguin.


Little Penguin Man: Are you looking for an escape route?


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Doug: I...


Little Penguin Man: Come on. You can tell me.

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Doug: Yes. I'd like to get out of here. Can you help me?


Little Penguin Man: Right this way.

(The Penguin Man leads Doug into a tunnel marked 'Love'.

Doug tries to run to his freedom but just runs in circles while watching weird/psychedelic images flash on the walls of the 'Love Tunnel'.

Finally, just as Doug is about to collapse, he reaches the end of the tunnel but only to find himself in the office of Letter B.)



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Doug: Who are you?


Letter B: The new letter B.


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Doug: Who is the letter A?


Letter B: You are letter F.

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Doug: I'm not a letter. I'm a whole word.


Letter B: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!


END