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Here is Connie Chung.

CC: Good morning. Any moment now the trial of the century will begin in Iraq. The trial of former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein,

for crimes against humanity. A trial by tribunal, a tribunal system of justice set up with the help of the United States Justice Department with no International Court participation or U.N. sanction. In similar trials in Yugoslavia or Haiti the rule of International Law was followed to the letter.But not this time.
Our Jim Farris is in Iraq for the historic event. Jim.

JF: Yes Connie, Good morning and hello everyone. The security is extraordinary for everyone involved in today's historic trial. Members of the press were awakened early this morning and strip searched, hosed down, and fed, before being hearded onto busses and taken to the court house naked, shoved through metal detectors, and full body x-rays before being redressed in beautiful Givenche outfits designed for this magnificent kangaroo court of justice, if you will... Connie...

CC: Yes Jim. That sounds wonderful, how are you feeling?

JF: Connie, I'm great, I was hosed down with Christian Amanpour from CNN. She is one hot babe.

CC: Do you think Saddam will get a fair hearing?

JF: Not a chance in hell. Saddam's attorney

says he is very suspicous of this American influenced "trial" and the judge

has vowed to squelch any dissention. And the judges who sit on the Tribunal were hand picked by "Iraqi" officals to be fair.

Saddam is probably sentenced as we speak. Connie.

CC: Thank you Jim. Now onto Hurricane Wilma,

This hurricane may have set a record for speed and endurance. At 6 pm eastern time she was a Tropical storm and by 1:30 AM eastern time she is a category four hurricane. Wilma skipped one, two, and three, and is a huge hurricane, gaining strength in the Atlantic off a country we pretend does not exsist, Cuba. The hurricane's probable path has her slamming into Florida by late Friday night. Wilma brings the hurricane number to twelve tying the record year for hurricanes. 1969. Way to go Wilma, along with Hurricanes Fred,

Barney, and Bam- Bam,

Wilma is slamming the U.S. with devistating force. America loves a winner Wilma! So keep up the good work.
We will keep you up to date on all the Trials of the Centuries, as well as the deadly hurricanes.
ST.. Your hurricane, trial of the centuries headquarters!

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	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012229 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-10-19 12:39 AM STBREAKING NEWS: SADDAM ON TRIAL; HURRICANE WILMA Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STNews presents This is BREAKING NEWS From ST! Here is Connie Chung. CC: Good morning. Any moment now the trial of the century will begin in Iraq. The trial of former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, for crimes against humanity. A trial by tribunal, a tribunal system of justice set up with the help of the United States Justice Department with no International Court participation or U.N. sanction. In similar trials in Yugoslavia or Haiti the rule of International Law was followed to the letter.But not this time. Our Jim Farris is in Iraq for the historic event. Jim. JF: Yes Connie, Good morning and hello everyone. The security is extraordinary for everyone involved in today's historic trial. Members of the press were awakened early this morning and strip searched, hosed down, and fed, before being hearded onto busses and taken to the court house naked, shoved through metal detectors, and full body x-rays before being redressed in beautiful Givenche outfits designed for this magnificent kangaroo court of justice, if you will... Connie... CC: Yes Jim. That sounds wonderful, how are you feeling? JF: Connie, I'm great, I was hosed down with Christian Amanpour from CNN. She is one hot babe. CC: Do you think Saddam will get a fair hearing? JF: Not a chance in hell. Saddam's attorney says he is very suspicous of this American influenced "trial" and the judge has vowed to squelch any dissention. And the judges who sit on the Tribunal were hand picked by "Iraqi" officals to be fair. Saddam is probably sentenced as we speak. Connie. CC: Thank you Jim. Now onto Hurricane Wilma, This hurricane may have set a record for speed and endurance. At 6 pm eastern time she was a Tropical storm and by 1:30 AM eastern time she is a category four hurricane. Wilma skipped one, two, and three, and is a huge hurricane, gaining strength in the Atlantic off a country we pretend does not exsist, Cuba. The hurricane's probable path has her slamming into Florida by late Friday night. Wilma brings the hurricane number to twelve tying the record year for hurricanes. 1969. Way to go Wilma, along with Hurricanes Fred, Barney, and Bam- Bam, Wilma is slamming the U.S. with devistating force. America loves a winner Wilma! So keep up the good work. We will keep you up to date on all the Trials of the Centuries, as well as the deadly hurricanes. ST.. Your hurricane, trial of the centuries headquarters! ST NEWS IS!!!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top