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Here from the beautiful Florida Keys
is Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning. God's wrath continues to wreck havoc on the gulf coast region as Hurricane Wilma, a category three storm has hit the Florida Keys and will attack the west and east ocast of the Orange Juice state with devistating force before wrecking havoc.. uh.. in other places after that. With me now is the Governor of the state of Florida, Jeb Bush.
Good morning Governor Bush.


JB: Good morning Connie Chung.


CC: Governor Bush many Floridians, some 80% of them, did not leave thier homes for this hurricane, despite mandatory evacuations and after seeing the devistation of Hurricanes Katrina and Wilbur. Why not?


JB: Connie Chung, Floridians are a resiliant, proudly stubborn, God fearing, Christian, All- American peoples.


CC: Is there genetic inbreeding going on down there?


JB: No. That was a long time ago.


CC: Which brings us to your brother. Is he drinking again, or just a complete and utter fool?


JB: Which one?


CC: Which one what?


JB: Which brother are you talking about? I have two brothers.


CC: President Brother.


JB: My brother is President? Gosh, I gotta call him.


CC: Ha. Your joking.


JB: Ha.


CC: So which is it?


JB: George is... is... what were the choices again Connie Chung?


CC: Drinking or a fool, or both for that matter.


JB: Well, I don't think he's drinking again....


CC: OK.


JB: Got what I'm talking about, bitch?


CC: Yeah ok.


JB: Well... he ain't drinking, get it Chemosabe?


CC: Yes, thank you, Jeb Bush.

JB: Get it. Got it. Good.


CC: And the hurricane roles on with heroic Floridains, a foot and half above sea level, expecting eight foot swells and deciding to ride it out. From Crazy town on the peninsula of Nutville,
I'm Connie Chung saying I got it already.

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