Tip of the Iceburg

I was just going through my old e-mail, this made me laugh, yet again...

> > Subject: Help!
> > Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 08:55:17
> >
> > Im drunk on a cruise ship somewhere in the PAcific
> > ocean! Some fat chick is
> > touching my balls and I cant find my cabin!
> >
> > Someone call Carnival Cruises and tell them that Im
> > stuck some where on P
> > deck, and to send a pack of Trojans, and a Veggie
> > burger with Chedder
> > cheese, and a side of fries!
> >
> > Oh and tell them to get me another Doc Otis Hard
> > Lemonaid!
> >
> > Nick
> > Either the boats moving alopt or Im fucking drunk!

Tip of the Iceburg You always say, bring you street-life, bring you real-life, that one man's desperate and mundane existance is another man's... techni-color. [[strange days]]
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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Share on Facebook		2002-06-14 4:12 PM touch for the very first time... I was just going through my old e-mail, this made me laugh, yet again... > > Subject: Help! > > Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 08:55:17 > > > > Im drunk on a cruise ship somewhere in the PAcific > > ocean! Some fat chick is > > touching my balls and I cant find my cabin! > > > > Someone call Carnival Cruises and tell them that Im > > stuck some where on P > > deck, and to send a pack of Trojans, and a Veggie > > burger with Chedder > > cheese, and a side of fries! > > > > Oh and tell them to get me another Doc Otis Hard > > Lemonaid! > > > > Nick > > Either the boats moving alopt or Im fucking drunk! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top