All great truths begin as blasphemies.
George Bernard Shaw
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There is nothing to read here. The content is over there, to your right.
I may, however, at some point, put something here. Some day. Eventually. No pressure.
rsvp
reasons to invite hathaway to your party:
1] hathaway brings her own booze
2] hathaway shares
3] hathaway will steal your smokes and blame it on that guy over there
4] hathaway will reimburse you for said stolen ciggies
5] hathaway can't sing but doesn't let that stop her
6] hathaway is likely to believe any of your drunken ideas that lead to arson, mass graffiti and/or getting arrested are quite brilliant
7] hathaway will most likely throw a pass at you
8] hathaway drunk is happy hathaway
9] hathaway will clean your kitchen before passing out
10] hathaway won't let anyone shave your pet
11] hathaway will probably let you shave her
12] hathaway is terrible at poker
13] hathaway has just enough in her savings to post bond
14] hathaway hates and is rude to people that annoy you
15] hathaway thinks she knows karate when she's drunk
16] hathaway always has your back though you should probably duck (refer to #15)
17] hathaway won't pass out in the salsa dip until she knows for sure no one else is going to want some more
18] hathaway will shake it like a polaroid on the dance floor
19] hathaway will hold your hair while you dry heave
20] hathaway will respect you in the morning (and will give you the negatives if you ask)
soundtrack: Incubus - "Turning Japanese"
1] hathaway brings her own booze
2] hathaway shares
3] hathaway will steal your smokes and blame it on that guy over there
4] hathaway will reimburse you for said stolen ciggies
5] hathaway can't sing but doesn't let that stop her
6] hathaway is likely to believe any of your drunken ideas that lead to arson, mass graffiti and/or getting arrested are quite brilliant
7] hathaway will most likely throw a pass at you
8] hathaway drunk is happy hathaway
9] hathaway will clean your kitchen before passing out
10] hathaway won't let anyone shave your pet
11] hathaway will probably let you shave her
12] hathaway is terrible at poker
13] hathaway has just enough in her savings to post bond
14] hathaway hates and is rude to people that annoy you
15] hathaway thinks she knows karate when she's drunk
16] hathaway always has your back though you should probably duck (refer to #15)
17] hathaway won't pass out in the salsa dip until she knows for sure no one else is going to want some more
18] hathaway will shake it like a polaroid on the dance floor
19] hathaway will hold your hair while you dry heave
20] hathaway will respect you in the morning (and will give you the negatives if you ask)
soundtrack: Incubus - "Turning Japanese"
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