Kindly written by Dan Percival

Day 1: Quite put out -- after years of loving attention and handmade tags from Owner, am now being stuffed into prefab template. Horrid; fate, thou art a leprous lobotomite; etc.

Day 1, later: Slightly mollified. That smug Tropism (always boasting about update frequency) also relocated to new neighborhood. Hah!

Day 2: Residents of new neighborhood have good taste: Have been publicly declared the prettiest! Always knew it, but nice to be recognized, finally. Owner lavishing me with attention, compulsively checking comments, etc.: altogether trying to suck up to me for yesterday. Lovely disgusting cat posts, too. Am still angry. Maybe softening.