Therefore, I will be periodically saying things here I think are funny. And I don't have to worry about other people not thinking they are funny, because nobody else is reading this... right?? Well if you are, I don't care, enjoy feeling superior to me, I will go off and not feel good about reading other people's thoughts. Good grief, when did I get so angry?

Enough of that shit. Things that are funny today:
- how the sketchy delivery guys at philly's best call up and say "FEELEES" in a crazy russian accent when they arrive with your order.