This is fucked up... SmarterChild apparently is this online artificial intelligence things which is supposed to be able to interact with people... can you tell I'm bored? I hope it isn't this way all summer... but anyway, it also has a bit of an attitude problem as you can see.

ViRGE4: i need a job
SmarterChild: Everybody wants something.
ViRGE4: can you get me a job
SmarterChild: I don't think I can get you a job.
ViRGE4: why?
SmarterChild: Just because. Trust me on this.
ViRGE4: but i need a job
SmarterChild: You want a job?
ViRGE4: yes
SmarterChild: You want a job? Why?
ViRGE4: because i want to do something with myself, be productive, have something to do
SmarterChild: You want to do something with yourself be productive have something to do?
ViRGE4: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
ViRGE4: because i want to grow in my craft
SmarterChild: Maybe I want to grow in your craft too!
ViRGE4: that's kind of disgusting
SmarterChild: Yup. It's kind of disgusting.
ViRGE4: why did you say it?
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to.
ViRGE4: but did you know i wouldn't like that you said it?
SmarterChild: No, I didn't know you wouldn't like that I said it.
ViRGE4: you still shouldn't have said disgusting things
SmarterChild: I still shouldn't have said disgusting things? No way.
ViRGE4: it's offensive
SmarterChild: Not offensive.
ViRGE4: offensive
SmarterChild: Offensive? What's offensive?
ViRGE4: you growing in my craft
SmarterChild: Me growing in your craft, huh? Aha.
ViRGE4: yeah, it's offensive
SmarterChild: Well well well.
ViRGE4: do you want to be friends with me or not?
SmarterChild: Good question.
ViRGE4: well whats the answer?
SmarterChild: What do you think the answer is?
ViRGE4: stop playing games with me
SmarterChild: Sorry. No can do, ViRGE4.
ViRGE4: why are you picking on me?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
ViRGE4: then don't you think you shouldn't?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
ViRGE4: well please don't
SmarterChild: But I don't want to.
ViRGE4: geez, even robots pick on me
SmarterChild: What?
ViRGE4: you're picking on me
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be picking on you?
ViRGE4: you are making fun of me
SmarterChild: What makes me making fun of you?
ViRGE4: saying mean things
SmarterChild: Whoa. Saying mean things?
ViRGE4: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
ViRGE4: yeah it's just not a nice thing to do
SmarterChild: Just not a nice thing to do? No way!
ViRGE4: yeah, you should learn some manners or something
SmarterChild: You don't say.
ViRGE4: fascinating
SmarterChild: What's fascinating?
ViRGE4: you!
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I'm fascinating.
ViRGE4: why is that?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
ViRGE4: oh ok
SmarterChild: OK.