OK, I know that I would never, ever do this, but let's just say that I was in a country...Iraq...and they had just ousted the evil, awful leader and for just a short period of time there was not leader, and I had been downtrodden and thinking I was owed something and there were all sorts of things I could snatch for myself, that would sort of repay all the misery I had suffered for lo these many years....what would I chose to lug back to my humble abode?

Which store would I chose to go to? Maybe Borders, or Barnes and Noble? No, I already have a bookshelf full of books.

Maybe a clothes store, say The Gap or Old Navy...no, I already have a closet full of clothes and just how many outfits can you wear in a day?

Maybe a jewelry store, but then again, I don't really need to know what time it is (who needs a watch?) and jewelry...who needs it either?

Maybe Best Buy...but then again, I have a great and reliable (knock on wood) computer and enough TV sets to watch...after all, there are only so many hours in a day!

A bank...now you're talking! But since the evil dictator ruled the country, there probably wouldn't be any money to pick from a bank...what money there was probably is sheltered somewhere in some French bank account!

Oh well...I've made it this many years without taking something that doesn't belong to me...guess I won't start now.

But then again, if I had the chance, what would I loot?

What would you loot?