"We come now to create our album of life. Throughout our individual and collective journeys, sometimes through pain and conflict, we've discovered the true meaning of family. As we accomplish ultimate togetherness, we become healers of ourselves and the countless who embrace us and our message. We have learned and we understand. Now we must share." - the "Mission Statement" for heavy metal group Metallica's new album, drafted by their "performance-enhancement coach." (Taken from the latest GQ review of the new documentary, "Some Kind of Monster.")