Or so 'says' my dog Marina this morning as I handed her the green Milk Bone dog biscuit before I left for work. Well, really, she handles it pretty well. But I'd be pissed.

You see, I buy the Milk Bones that come in 5 delicious flavors...Peanut Butter, Bacon, Beef, Chicken and VEGETABLE.

Now I'm thinking that dogs love all these flavors, except for VEGETABLE. Maybe I'm wrong.

But as I randomly reach into the box for treats for Jack and Marina each morning, all the biscuits are pleasing colors of light tan, dark tan, beige, ivory and GREEN. There is no disguising the VEGETABLE flavored one or trying to say I didn't notice that the dog that got this one just got cheated!

And to top it all off, and this is slightly gross, I'll 'see' it again as I'm a good neighbor and pooper scoop the slightly greenish-tinged pet waste.

I'm thinking this kind of disappointment is much like the disappointment I feel when I get a center piece of a flat-sheet birthday cake, the "pan-side pieces" of brownies, a bowl of Raisin Bran with no raisins, or a handful of mixed nuts with just peanuts!