I've never stolen any music from anyone. I pay my 99 cents to Itunes whenever I want a new song. But I really, really wanted the Traveling Wilbury's CD, volume 1 & 3, and couldn't find it on Amazon or Itunes. So what did I do? I googled it and ordered from the first 'sponsored link' on the page...what could be wrong with that?

My first clue came when I got a note in my mailbox that I needed to pick up a certified/registered package at the main PO in Dc, next to the White House. The only indication of who sent this package to me was a note at the top of the notice "Russia."

When I handed the note to the postal worker, she promptly (at least promptly for the post office) went to the back to get it for me. A few minutes later, she came back apologizing for the delay and said she needed to get someone to open the safe. Wow...the safe?!?

I got the package and quickly retreated, watching my back as the FBI Building is not too far from this post office. The CD looks great, but I imagine it's an illegal copy. I hope not, but again, I tried to be good.