Another gem from Sullivan...
A reader writes:

Robert Knight describes Mary Cheney's child as being conceived "With the express purpose of denying it a father"?

MARY CHENEY:  So would you like to have a child?

HEATHER POE:  No, not really.

MC:  Neither would I.

They continue watching Seinfeld. Mary's Partner frowns.

HP:  Wait, I just thought of something.

MC:  What?

HP:  If we did have a child, we could deny it a father.

MC:  Wow, I never thought of it that way before. What should we name it?