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So You've Decided To Be Evil

My Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotage the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

(Thanks to the Forteana list!)