I'm in love with Shelly from Scary Go Round.

Good-looking, smart, and in the words of John A: Shelley retains a childlike innocence and wonder into her adulthood, unspoiled by her three-pronged penchant for boys, tequila and bad behaviour.

Brave enough to travel to alternate dimensions and protect us from jellyfish invasions, sweet enough to be a perfect example of good manners, and the cutest smile I've seen in a cartoon character.

I'll love her chastely from afar, like knights of old, ever ready to assist in any schemes she might come up with, even if she turns zombie again.

It's better that way, as I'm sure she'd never have me.