Perhaps your 2 to 5 year olds in the double wide, aisle blocking strollers, really do appreciate Impressionism, and they're just expressing it by shouting "HI BABY" at the top of their lungs, or lunging to touch the art and setting off alarms.

But me guess it they are bored out of their little skulls.

Meanwhile, the rest of us trying to work around your SUV of baby carriers, and trying to actually appreciate the art, are less enthused about you brining your tots to the museum.

See we came from this olden time, from whence there were these things called baby sitters, arcane and mystical creature who had the ability to look over and supervise your children when you wanted to do an "adult" thing, like taking in a play or going to see some art exhibitions. Their special abilities, gained from centuries of training and apprenticeship, allows them to keep your child occupied in something they'll actually enjoy, and letting the adults enjoy things entirely scream free (well unless you're actually viewing "The Scream").

Perhaps you could try them out?

I know you find yourself extremely special, which could only be the explanation for inflicting your children on us. So perhaps you could even find a special baby sitter. They could teach your children about the major art movements, and perhaps in time, they'll actually want to go to a museum to see art, and they'll actually appreciate it.

Just a thought.