New! From K-Tel Records! It's POP SONGS FOR THE DEAD!

Listen to all your old war-time favorites, like the one that started it all, "Let's Roll!" Originally inspired by the overheard conversations of real heroes, this catchy slogan was a natural for usurption by the master Usurper, George W. Bush.

And let's not forget the heart-warming strains of,"No, but they'll hear you!" Once again, a witicism from the warmonger.

You'll also get, "Weapons of Mass Destruction," an etherial little number impossible to actually find on any major label--or third world country for that matter.

And what collection of war-time favorites would be complete without the bass-drum beating, "Bring 'em On," a little number certain to create many, many more listeners to . . . "POP SONGS FOR THE DEAD!"


Normally this collection would cost you in the billions of dollars, but truth be told, we really can't give you an accurate cost at this time.

But right now, for those special little boys and girls in uniform, we're throwing in a free copy with every Closed-Casket Funeral at Arlington!!!!!!!

(supplies unlimited, allow 5.56 mm for delivery.)

Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of The Abyss