The Edge of The Abyss

Okay, this is an absolutely ridiculous entry, but here it is nonetheless:

We bought a dolby digital surround sound system this weekend. First movie to test the new system? LOTR:The extended version.

Chills, man. Nothin' but pure chills. When you can hear the arrows zip by your head and when Gandalf's rendition of the language of Mordor shakes your living room, then life is good.

Also, go see The Last Samurai.

Don't argue with me. Just do it. I don't want to hear a whiny word about Tom Cruise or what you've heard from other reviews or anydamnedthing at all, capish? Just go see the fucking movie and fall to your knees in thanks to me later.

This has been a public service announcement.

Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of The Abyss

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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (1) Share on Facebook		2003-12-08 12:16 PM Fun With Sound Okay, this is an absolutely ridiculous entry, but here it is nonetheless: We bought a dolby digital surround sound system this weekend. First movie to test the new system? LOTR:The extended version. Chills, man. Nothin' but pure chills. When you can hear the arrows zip by your head and when Gandalf's rendition of the language of Mordor shakes your living room, then life is good. Also, go see The Last Samurai. Don't argue with me. Just do it. I don't want to hear a whiny word about Tom Cruise or what you've heard from other reviews or anydamnedthing at all, capish? Just go see the fucking movie and fall to your knees in thanks to me later. This has been a public service announcement. Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of The Abyss Read/Post Comments (1) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top