. . .and the only cure, is MORE COWBELL

Hey, if the man can dance in "Puss in Boots," if he's already the "King of New York," if he can bring home an heirloom wrist-watch by hiding it up his ass, then why shouldn't he run for President?

Either this is a joke, or . . .ah hell, it's too damned weird to be a joke.

Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of The Abyss.