Well, I recently traveled to a nearby province to visit with a reknowned sage. A wise old blogger,he was. I inquired about the dreaded beast I had encountered. He ask me a slew of questions. Then he stuck some pins in my arm. When he was done he told me he knew of this beast. He wrote me a note to take to an alchemist friend of his.

When I arrived he looked at the note and said he could give me a potion to help defeat the beast. I was estatic. With such a potion I could freely return to that wonderful valley. I immediately had him whip up that potion for me. He instructed me on its use. When the beast attacks you, open the vial and breathe deeply. you will then become invulnerable to the beast. When the beast sees this, it will flee. But he also said to keep the vial handy as the beast wasnt very bright and would eventually return.

I was amazed that so much was known about this beast. The alchemist said that this beast has been terrorizing bloggers for ages and was suprised that we in Tartshire had never heard of it. And he said it appeared that the beast was particularly hazardous to us Tarts.

I'll just bet you are on the edge of you stump to find out just what this beast is. Well, I'll tell you.


What creature would the biggest hazard to a "nose" race? Why, the Allergy Beast of course!!!