Well, The better half and I went out to dinner last nite for my B-day. We were promptly waited on by our waiter who took our order and brought it 15 minutes later. So, we finished our meal and were waiting for our waiter to return with our check.(We hadn't seen him since he brought the food.) And we waited. And waited. Finally the wife made a comment and another waitress overheard it. She asked what was wrong and we told her we were waiting a LONG time for our check but the waiter hasn't been back. She turns, yells his name across the resturant, and says "They are ready to order breakfast now!!!" We about fell out of our chairs we were laughing so hard. Everyone in the place cracked up. Needless to say, the waiter was mortified, but brought the check immediately. We gave him a tip just for the laugh. That waitress should be doing standup.