One winter, a little bird was sitting on the tree limb, shivering from the cold. It gets so cold that the bird freezes and falls to the ground. Along comes a cow and takes a dump on the little bird. Well, the warmth thaws the little bird out. He is nice and warm now. But now he is trapped under the cow patty and it is getting hard to breathe. He starts chirping his little beek off asking for someone to help him. Along comes a cat who hears the little bird and digs him out. The little birdie thanks the cat profusely for saving him at which point the cat eats the little bird.

MORAL: Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.