Those damn things are getting me into trouble again!

So I went to a tatoo piercing place to have my nipple ring checked out cause I thought it looked like it was growing out and I wanted to know what to do about it. If I should get it taken out and repierced and how long would I have to wait to get it redone. You know, those sort of techincal questions hahah. (Hey Meghan, what's the plural of breasts again?)

So I go in, explain the problem, and come down to it, he needs to see them. Of course. I laugh and say thats fine, I'm not shy. Plus, I spent A LOT of money on the damn things to get them pierced in the first place so I want to know what to do about them. Dammit and I want a RIGHT answer. And he's joking around saying he has no problem looking at boobs. People cracking jokes makes me relaxed (just like being at home --without the part about my shirt up around my neck). So there I am with my boobs out and him with rubber gloves on rubbing away at my nipples. He's joking more "It must be cold in here." And I'm thinking, actually its cause your playing with my nipple rings, but whatever you want to tell yourself. I'm not here to judge. Then while he's staring at point blank range at my breasts (right, left, right, left --like a fucking tennis match) I make the comment that I'd get a boyfriend if I started doing this on the first date. He responds with "You'd get a lot of second dates cause you have great tits." Wow. There's classy professionalism for ya. Apparently his Baby's Mama /Girlfriend /Wife /Whatever was behind me giving me death looks according to MJ at that comment. Super.

So I'm thinking great, I'm gonna get hate mail and death threats while all I want is a straight nipple ring. Life is so complicated some times.

-kln-

P.S. Verdict on nipple ring: Have to get taken out and repierced within next 4 months, better if in next month.

Beer flavored (pierced!) nipples gets 'em every time! HAHAHA