Irish girls are unique in their character. They're a combination of a girl, mother, hooker, and nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking, or match you pint for pint. Uncomprehendable but indispensible, those Irish girls...

Tonight, celebrate them.

-kln-

A good friend will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had too much. Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, drink the rest of that!"