You know how all the fast food places have these new deals where you can pick and choose your food combinations? You know this new thing where you can actually get what you want.

When will they offer this service with men?

Hi. I'd like to order the big penis, with the muscles, a side of sweetness and a side of bad ass. Yes, please supersize that order. My friend here would like a medium penis, with all the toppings, but hold the pickles, God help you if we find pickles. We would both like milkshakes. Could you make that order to go? Just wrap them up now.

The possibilities are endless.

-kln-