Last night was crazy. Chels, Ally, MJ, and I were being obscene. Then Ryan joined us. And it all went down hill from there. I swear CVS won't develop my pictures. I will be so amazed if they do. We had so much fun. I have the coolest friends. We are out of control. Seriously. I made Chelsey fake all of her orgasms (that sounds soooo much worse than it really was). It was fan-fucking-tastic. She has to be in Vagina Monologues next year.

"I was once told to never show all your tricks at once, keep a couple cards up your sleeves. You just don't know what I still got."
"It's okay, I lay all my cards out from the beginning, cause I play with two decks and keep the second deck up my sleeve."
"That's okay too. I'm playing with Uno cards anyways."

-kln-

"My vagina thing isn't working." -Ryan
"OMG they are huge!" -Ally
"It's like we are horse racing." -MJ
"It's not my fault you have eyes." -kln
"When your balls are in your ass I can't look at you." -MJ
"What if your ball gets sucked into your ass?" -Ally "My ass doesn't gape open and suck things in." -Ryan
"I looked down and Chels nipple was dissappeared." -MJ
"It looks like a 2nd nipple." -kln "That's a 3rd one. She already has two." -Ally