So I was walking down the street today to my History and Culture of New York City class and I pass a guy flipping out on his phone. The guy is yelling, "When I get back he had better have no arms or legs!" I'm thinking, "Oh dear God, please let him have a really bad insect problem and that be the exterminator on the other line."

Second story. We had an ice cream social tonight. Which I went to for free ice cream. We were playing the game "Blurt!" and there were French exchange students there. One of the words was 'sorority.' I happened to be wearing DZ letters. So I pointed to my chest saying this is my sorority. He replied, "What boobies? Oh I like sororities!"

I love this city.

-kln-