Walking back from Times Square a garabage truck went flying down the street, on the back there was a man clinging on for dear life. While talking on his cell phone.

I was almost hit by a tiny old man wearing a plaid hat today. He was driving a giant tan luxary car. I was walking on the sidewalk. I had to jump back out of his way to avoid being hit. And then he flipped me off. Apparently it was his driving sidewalk.

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