Penises are like cars. Sometimes you want what Ford has to offer and sometimes you want what Honda has to offer. Sometimes you need a Ford Tough Truck when you need heavy duty equipment that can get in deep. And sometimes you need a Honda like when you need a little fast high speed car. Penises are the same way. Some are Ford Tough and are rough and when you rev the engine and can throw dirt in the air. Some are Hondas and can get in fast and to the spot and make you cross the finish line fast. Several times.

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