(This was on FaceBook and was too funny to not share it with others. I KNOW I'm not the only one!)



You Might Be From A Hick Town If...



You can name everyone you graduated with.

You know what 4-H is.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.

You used to drag "main."

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't (same goes with the game warden)

You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.

You know what "going spotting" is and think it's a good time.

You also know what it means to go "possum stomping"

You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they'd tell your parents anyhow).

When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You had senior skip day.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

School was closed when your team made it to states.

You had the first day of buck season off.

You had school off to go to the fair.

You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks past Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).

You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend).

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."

Anyone you want can be found at either the gas station/pizza joint/grocery/garage/hardware store.

Theres just as many Churches as there is bars (and that's a lot!).

You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor or a lawn mower through town.

Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.

Practices/games had to be stopped for a random cow(s) who accidently wandered onto the field.

On your way to school you had to stop for chickens and/or other various animals crossing the road.

Your school had to call the state police because a bull got loose in the parking lot.

Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.

Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.

You keep a tab at the local stores.

The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawnmower.

You laugh your head off reading this because you know they're all true!