that I cribbed from helenahandbasket.

I typed "Kirsten looks like" in google.

Yep, the morning mirror has always told me I never look quite human.

"Our little Kirsten looks like those baby alien things in the movie Galaxy Quest."

and

"Kirsten looks like she just crawled out of her coffin, ready to feed, but the lights are hurting her eyes."

Sigh.