Actual Google searches that recently brought people to me:

• Knish Nosh Forest Hills
  
• How to teach writing
  
• bicycle snow tires
  
• Ikea
  
• PublishAmerica
  
• Multiple births
  
• woolly mammoths
  
• woolley mammoths
  
• wolly mammouths
  
• swallow loose green tea leaves
  
• singing baby
  
• Night Men
  
• Twin stroller
  
• Women inserting bottles
  
• Keith Snyder
  
• Short script of the story Cupid and Psyche
  
• is it ok i come 45 minutes after my wife coming in bed
  
• storyboard templates
  
• poem Dad new baby
  
• Nashbar Kid Karriage
  
• big blue gnome Toby Keith
  
• Credo Mammoth
  
• yoga lessons snyder county
  
• Julia Roberts breastfeed
  
• perry leopold
  
• Richard Zvonar
  
• absynth tea
  

Allow me to leave some tracks for future googlers:

• The Knish Nosh is across from Starbucks.
  
• No one can teach writing.
  
• Get the Hakkapeliittas. The studs oxidize a little between winters, but they don't fall out that often.
  
• Ikea sucks.
  
• PublishAmerica sucks worse. If you want a fiction career, stay away.
  
• Multiple births rock, but are extremely fatiguing. Put velcro tape under the baby wipe box.
  
• Woolly mammoths are extinct.
  
• So are woolley mammoths.
  
• So are wolly mammouths.
  
• If you swallow loose green tea leaves, you will die.
  
• Singing babies are better than you could have guessed.
  
• The Night Men is available for optioning.
  
• The Maclaren Twin Traveler works pretty well, but has no cup holder.
  
• If you're doing searches on women inserting bottles, you need therapy.
  
• Here I am. If you owe me money, my email address is easy to find.
  
• As far as I know, there is no short script of the story Cupid and Psyche.
  
• It's fine if you come 45 minutes after your wife coming in bed, as long as she's still awake and nobody's sneaking looks at the muted TV.
  
• Index cards are better than storyboard templates.
  
• All Dads of new babies must write poetry. Almost all of it will be terrible. This is not important.
  
• Nashbar Kid Karriage doesn't work. Instep MK750 almost works. Heard good things about the something Bee. Buff Bee? Busy Bee? Burly Bee, that's it.
  
• Toby Keith is not a big blue gnome. Gnomes may conceivably be blue, but they are not big.
  
• If you searched for Credo Mammoth, that had to be a search for me, but did you seriously remember these two words instead of my name? Your memory is as as bad as mine, post-babies.
  
• My sister teaches yoga in Humboldt County. They're good lessons. Take them.
  
• If you're doing searches on Julia Roberts breastfeed, you're either in need of therapy (get some), a new mother of twins (congratulations) or a 14-year-old boy (don't worry, you'll grow out of it).
  
• Perry Leopold's resurrected-record story was, uh, appropriated and given to The Inscrutable Whom in The Night Men.
  
• Richard Zvonar taught me about modern art.
  
• Absynth is a software synthesizer. Tea is a civilized stimulant. Do not pour tea into your keyboard.
  

Glad I could help.


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